====Captain Beans====
Having traded some sketchy product for a cow with some guy named [[the World Inferno Friendship Society|Jack]], [[Captain Beans]] found himself needing to flee the old country. He linked up with [[Dear Future Archaeologists|some friendly pirates]] on the way out of town themselves. Before long, the whole crew had succumbed to the potent neurological effect of his special chili, leaving them even more desperate and dangerous than before.