====Captain Emeritus Violent====
Captain Emeritus Violent, formerly know as [[Captain Violent]], was born under a blood red moon on Friday the 13th, with a full head of hair and fully-formed teeth. Already as strong as an Olympic wrestler, her first victim was her mother, whose pocket watch she stole and [[Sucking the Monkey|pawned for liquor]] before her third birthday. Thus the terrifying rampage of her life was unleashed upon the world.
Captain Emeritus Violent left the band to focus on [[The Skirts|other projects]] in 2026.
===See Also===
[[https://herecometheskirts.bandcamp.com/|The Skirts (Bandcamp)]]
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5RODiB6vrE|Captain Violent's Last Ride]]