====== Johnny ======
[[Johnny]] was a working boy.

=== Life & Death ===

[[Johnny]]'s life is described by the upcoming [[Dear Future Archaeologists]] album [[Johnny (album)|Johnny]], as well as in the [[Original Metal Demos]].

=== After That ===

Now completely clean of and free from flesh, Johnny serves as the official [[merch]] skeleton for [[Dear Future Archaeologists]] at their shows. He also sometimes joins the band on ghostly skeleton marimba, but only when nobody is looking.