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Philadelphia is a stain, a bleeding sore, on the side of America. Once the proud capital of the rising settler-colonial empire, now out of it rises the decaying stench of the corpse of that empire, snitching to God to condemn the sins of the whole country. Philadelphia is known for its scenic mountains of trash. Nearly every resident has access to one on their street. It is rumored to be the habitat of a mysterious beast known as the Trolly, though eye-witness sightings are rare. It is infested with dangerous gangs of maniacs, drug users, sexual deviants and anarchists - in other words, it is home to the members of Dear Future Archaeologists and their friends.