https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/ 2026-10-28T18:22:41+00:00 https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/ https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/_media/wiki:dokuwiki.svg text/html 2026-10-21T22:08:42+00:00 prester_john (prester_john@undisclosed.example.com) https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/show?rev=1792620522&do=diff A show is an event where bands play music. Dear Future Archaeologists has many upcoming shows. text/html 2026-10-21T21:57:11+00:00 prester_john (prester_john@undisclosed.example.com) https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/dear_future_archaeologists?rev=1792619831&do=diff Dear Future Archaeologists Dear Future Archaeologists is a band from Philadelphia with members that play music at shows. They also make recordings, post on social media, and sell merch. Next Show 10/22 with Heads in Motion, Estrogents and Deus Ex-Girlfriend at Little Big Planet. Most Recent Recording Band Timeline text/html 2026-10-14T15:30:25+00:00 prester_john (prester_john@undisclosed.example.com) https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/new_york?rev=1791991825&do=diff New York is an entire state and not just a city, and if you're talking about the city, it has 5 boros and isn't just Brooklyn, and who am I kidding you only care about Brooklyn, and probably only Bushwick, with a little bit of Williamsburg in it, and the part of Ridgewood with Bar Freda in it. text/html 2026-10-14T15:25:33+00:00 prester_john (prester_john@undisclosed.example.com) https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/world_inferno_friendship_society?rev=1791991533&do=diff The World/Inferno Friendship Society was a band from Brooklyn, New York. The first three members of Dear Future Archaeologists (Captain Mustard, Captain Mabel Canagement and Captain Violent) met in a Discord server for World/Inferno fans. text/html 2026-10-14T15:21:10+00:00 prester_john (prester_john@undisclosed.example.com) https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/merch?rev=1791991270&do=diff Merch Merch, short for Merchantism, is a secret philosophy that even the coolest, most underground, anti-capitalist anarchist punk collective uses as justification to sell out. The illusion of the temporary autonomous zone is brutishly cast aside. The band, only minutes ago proclaiming death to all the world's accountants, constructs a version of capitalism in miniature, entreating their text/html 2026-10-11T20:01:37+00:00 prester_john (prester_john@undisclosed.example.com) https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/captain_mabel_canagement?rev=1791748897&do=diff Captain Mabel Cannagement Steering a pirate ship is a complex task, and no two members of the crew seem to agree on how to do it. With strong personalities setting things up their way at every opportunity, soon enough nobody knew how the whole thing worked, and the rigging became an incomprehensible tangle. it is from this mess that the entity known as text/html 2026-10-11T19:55:19+00:00 prester_john (prester_john@undisclosed.example.com) https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/band_members?rev=1791748519&do=diff Band members are people who play music in bands, including Dear Future Archaeologists. List of Band Members Band members include Captain Beans, Captain Captain Mikee, Captain Crystal Shrimp, Captain Dad, Captain Edward Undercurrent, Captain Figgy, Captain Long Goose, Captain Mustard, Captain Scerwy, Captain Scurvy Jamz the Navigator, Captain Skinteeth, Captain Spellcheck, Captain Sorry, Captain Mabel Canagement, and Johnny. List of Former Band Members Former band members include Captain Kri… text/html 2026-10-11T04:36:07+00:00 prester_john (prester_john@undisclosed.example.com) https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/?image=0%3A10_22_show_poster.jpg&ns=0&rev=1791693367&tab_details=history&media_do=diff&do=media <img src="https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/_media/0:10_22_show_poster.jpg?w=500&amp;h=500&amp;tok=2ea4bf" alt="10_22_show_poster.jpg" loading="lazy" width="500" height="500" /> text/html 2026-10-11T04:04:04+00:00 prester_john (prester_john@undisclosed.example.com) https://dearfuturearchaeologists.com/user:prester_john?rev=1791691444&do=diff Prester John Prester John was a postulated Christian patriarch, presbyter, and king. Stories popular in Europe in the 12th to the 17th centuries told of a Nestorian patriarch and king who was said to rule over a Christian nation lost amid the pagans and Muslims in the Orient. 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